philsarms:

she is an inspiration


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kvotheunkvothe:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

maxfuckingbemis:

she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

Doesn’t sound like she knows what the fuck a bed is, either. Fucking Google it, Ana.


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ikimaru:

bunch of 5am nepetas


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aconsultingdetective:

Legit Johnlock Scenes

Role-playing at a crime scene is a bit not good.


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@thetomska: “Feeling SUPER prepared for my @BBCR1 show I am not lying thanks for the opportunity @danisnotonfire+@AmazingPhil”


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poopflow:

maliciousmelons:

imagine if they named a disease after your url

oh god


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homodaniel:

lokidream:

stellapollet:

"I’m not going to do the ice bucket challenge, I’m very sorry. It’s not going to make a difference if I do it or not. Everyone knows about the ice bucket challenge by this point. So instead I wanted to do what, it seems like a lot of people who do the ice bucket challenge don’t do, which is: talk about ALS, explain what ALS is."

he’s also going to donate $1,000

how can people even hate him? he’s amazing.


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gingergiggles:

paimon001:

nachosinthetardis:

there are nice americans

there are rude americans

there are nice brits

there are rude brits

there are nice canadians

there’s justin bieber

Every year on Canadian Thanksgiving, we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness, Bieber absorbs it all. He was never meant to escape, we are sorry.

He was never meant to escape.


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bribryontour:

This should be a book for kids.


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